You know whats better than pussy, a really good book


yay I’m doing a giveaway! I’ve been wanting to do one for awhile now and I’m finally getting around to it. THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH TUMBLR.

total cost of giveaway: $370.90


  • must be following vodkaclifford 
  • reblog this, likes don’t count
  • you can like for bookmarking purposes only
  • all of the clothing items will be ordered/made once i pick a winner and know what sizes they would like.


  • White IDIOT! shirt inspired by Michael Clifford’s (made by me)
  • 5 Seconds of Summer logo crewneck (made by me)
  • 5 Seconds of Summer band picture crewneck (made by me)
  • 5SOS member jersey (can be any boy/person of your choosing) (made by me)
  • Amnesia EP (ordered) 
  • SLSP EP (ordered) 
  • Don’t Stop EP (ordered) 
  • 5SOS album Target edition (ordered)
  • 5SOS white scribble photo shirt (from official 5SOS store) 
  • 5SOS black album cover shirt (from official 5SOS store) 
  • 5SOS black C.A.L.M. hand shirt (from official 5SOS store) 
  • 5SOS white derping stamp shirt (from official 5SOS store)
  • Your choice of phone case (either “but ur not ______ floral case or last name & number case) 
  • 5SOS silhouette tote bag (from official 5SOS store) (ordered)
  • 5SOS pom beanie (from official 5SOS store) (ordered) 
  • 3 white silicone 5SOS bracelets with black writing (ordered) 
  • 1 black silicone One Direction bracelet with white writing (from official 1D store) (ordered) 
  • One Direction iPhone/Samsung Galaxy case (available for all models)
  • White “Cool Kids Don’t Dance” shirt
  • Your choice of 2 colored One Direction name bracelets
  • Grey All Time Low crewneck
  • Black Arctic Monkeys shirt
  • The 1975 white & black baseball tee
  • Dark grey Green Day’s American Idiot shirt

Increase Your Chances:

  • reblog this more than once (1 reblog = 1 entry) 
  • follow my instagram (5 entries) (message me your user if you do)
  • follow my twitter (5 entries) (message me your user if you do)
  • make a post and tag it with #vodkacliffordgiveaway telling me why you want to win this (this doesn’t give extra entries but it gives you a better chance bc i see who wants it and why :-)
  • write me an imagine, blurb, make me an au meme/manip, etc. with me & michael (10-15 entries depending on length, etc.) (this is the key 2 my heart tbh)
  • dm my twitter to any of the boys/the band account (my twitter is above but if you want me to message you it let me know) (MUST BE ABLE TO PROVIDE A SCREENSHOT FOR PROOF SO I KNOW ITS VALID) (20 entries)


  • Choosing the winner December 1st
  • Messaging the winner letting them know they’ve won on December 2nd
  • Good luck!

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Way too powerful an image here…

This speaks volume about the standards expected in society on how one should look. And how young we begin to be bombarded with these standards…

Picture by Meg Gaiger

I can’t remember the amount of times of cried while grabbing at my fat and wishing I could cut it off. It started when I was eight. This picture and the meaning behind it is so, so important.

This is so important. I remember literally saying “I want to cut my tummy off” when I was a little kid.

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M O V I E  M A S T E R P O S T

In celebration of having so many lovely followers, I decided to take the time to make a movie masterpost. It's a collection of movies that are my favorite, I really like, or I know my followers would want to watch. Everyone likes movies, so whether you're bored or you're just procrastinating pick a random movie, watch and enjoy. This has got my favorites from animation to oldies to 2013 and everything in between. Love & appreciate you guys, please enjoy. Let's chat sometime ^_^

# a b c d e f g

13 going on 30 (2004) • 21 jump street (2012) • (2010) • a beautiful mind (2001) • a cinderella story (2004) • adulthood (2008) • baby mama (2008) • bad teacher (2011) • black swan (2010) • brave (2012) • bridesmaids (2011) • bridge to terabithia (2007) • bring it on (2000) • changeling (2008) • chloe (2009) • clueless (1995) •colombiana (2011) • coraline (2009) • crazy stupid love (2011) • cruel intentions (1999) • death at a funeral (2010) • detention (2011) • dog pound (2010) • dreamgirls (2006) • easy a (2010) • fast five (2011) • finding nemo (2003) • forrest gump (1994) • freedom writers (2007) • freeway (1996) • fried green tomatoes (1991) • gangster squad (2013) • get him to the greek (2010) • grease (1978) • grown ups (2010) •

h i j k l m n

hairspray (2007) • hancock (2008) • hanna (2011) • hitch (2005) • holes (2003) • home alone (1990) • house at the end of the street (2012) • i am number four (2011) • identity thief (2013) • insidious (2010) • jennifer’s body (2009) • john tucker must die (2006) •jurassic park (1993) • jurassic park 3 (2001) • jurassic park: the lost world (1997) • kick-ass (2010) • kidulthood (2006) • legally blonde (2001) • lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events (2004) • les miserables (2012) • let me in (2010) • little manhattan (2005) • man on fire (2004) • marvel’s the avengers (2012) • matilda (1996) • mean girls (2004) • mr. and mrs. Smith (2005) • nine dead (2009) • now and then (1995) •

o p q r s

orphan (2009) • pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end (2007) • pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest (2006) • pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003) • pitch perfect (2012) • prom night (2008) • push (2009) • red dawn (2012) • salt (2010) • scary movie (2000) • scary movie 2 (2001) • scary movie 3 (2003) • scary movie 4 (2006) • school of rock (2005) • scott pilgrim vs the world (2010) • scream (1996) • scream 2 (1997) • scream 3 (2000) • scream 4 (2011) •shank (2010) • she’s the man (2006) • shrek (2001) • shrek 2 (2004) • sket (2011) •skyfall (2013) • slumdog millionaire (2008) • soul surfer (2011) • sparkle (2012) • spiderman (2002) • spiderman 2 (2004) • spiderman 3 (2007) • step brothers (2008) • step up (2006) • step up 2: the streets (2008) • stuck by lightning (2012) • sucker punch (2011) • superbad (2007) • sydney white (2007) • 

t u v w x y z

takers (2010) • the amazing spiderman (2012) • the bling ring (2013) • the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe (2005) • the devil wears prada (2006) • the family (2013) • the fast & the furious (2001) • the forger (2012) • the good son (1993) • the help (2011) • the hole (2001) • the incredibles (2004) • the kids are all right (2010) • the lion king (1994) • the little rascals (1994) • the lovely bones (2009) • the mortal instruments: city of bones (2013) • the outsiders (1983) • the perks of being a wallflower (2012) • the pokerhouse (2008) • the prince of egypt (1998) • the purge (2013) • the runaways (2010) • the secret life of bees (2008) • this is the end (2013) • thor (2011) • titanic (1997) • toy story (1995) • toy story 2 (1999) • toy story 3 (2010) • triple dog (2010) • uptown girls (2003) • wanted (2008) • wilderness (2006) • winged creatures (2008) • zombieland (2009)

**All movies are putlocker/sockshare links. If there are any broken links, just inbox me. Any other movie you want to see and you think I might have inbox me too. Oh & P.S. I couldn’t find any HP movies, so that sucks. Next 1000+ will be a book masterpost.

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Boredom Cures


TV Shows

American Horror Story


Boardwalk Empire


Criminal minds

Doctor who

How I met your mother

Modern family

New girl

Orange is the new black

Parks and Recreation

Pretty Little Liars

Sons of Anarchy


The Big Bang…

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I’ve gotten a couple messages asking me to make another movie masterpost. After a bit of thinking, I decided to make a specific post dedicated to some classic ‘chick flicks’ of our time. If you haven’t seen all these movies, what are you waiting for? These are the classics, people- ICONIC; and they are all a must see. Any problems with links, let me know. Enjoy.

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You are what you watch. So, why not watch the best?


Akeelah and the Bee

American Pie

The Amityville Horror


Another Cinderella Story


The Avengers



The Breakfast Club

The Breakup Plan


Bride Wars

Bridge to Terabithia

Bring It On



Charlie St. Cloud

Cheaper by the Dozen 

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

A Cinderella Story

The Clique


Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

The Conjuring

Crazy Stupid Love


The Devil Wears Prada

Dirty Dancing



Easy A


The Emperor’s New Groove


The Fault In Our Stars // second link

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Finding Nemo

Footloose (2011)

Freaky Friday



The Game Plan


Grown Ups


Hairspray (2007)

The Hangover

Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 1 // 2

High School Musical

High School Musical 2

High School Musical 3

Home Alone

House at the End of the Street


I Am Number Four

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Insidious // Chapter 2


John Tucker Must Die


Just Go With It

Just My Luck


The Last Song

Legally Blonde

Letters to Juliet

Life Size

Little Fockers

The Lizzie McGuire Movie



Mean Girls

Monster’s Inc

Monte Carlo

My Sister’s Keeper


Napoleon Dynamite

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Night at the Museum 1 // 2

A Nightmare on Elm Street (new)


The Outsiders


The Pacifier

The Parent Trap

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Pitch Perfect

Post Grad

Pretty In Pink

The Princess Diaries

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Project X


Prom Night


Raise Your Voice

Remember the Titans

The Roommate


Say Anything

School of Rock

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Scream 1 // 2 // 3 // 4

The Secret Life of Bees

She’s The Man

The Simpson’s Movie

Sixteen Candles


The Spectacular Now

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Step Brothers

Step Up

Step Up 2: The Streets

Stuck In Love


The Switch

Sydney White




Warm Bodies

Wedding Crashers

We’re The Millers

What a Girl Wants

What to Expect When You’re Expecting

When In Rome

Whip It

White Chicks


You Again

Yours, Mine, and Ours




50 First Dates

21 Jump Street

17 Again

27 Dresses

13 Going on 30

500 Days of Summer

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‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a
situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…

FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.



1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would 
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and
armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using
much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.



I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post.
‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.


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after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me

*fingers crosses*

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"making fun of joan rivers’ death is disrespectful"


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