You know whats better than pussy, a really good book



I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous

1 week agovia and source 574021


I don’t know if people have this going around yet or not, but this woman is speaking out about the abuse she experienced from Sam Pepper. The comments make me want to cry, this girl is being called a liar and being blamed, because she felt comfortable enough to come out with her story when she felt safest, which happens to be at a point where Sam is already being exposed. Watch this. Spread this around. Make it known that Sam is not a good person, and that his actions will not be excused.

1 week agovia and source 2600


Updated for 2014!


Nightmare before Christmas
Corpse bride
The Addams family
The Addams family value
Sweeny Todd
Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo 2
Monsters Inc.
Monsters University
Ghostbusters II
Sleepy Hollow
It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Dark Shadows
Under wraps
Don’t look under the bed
Mad monster party
The worst witch
Halloweentown II
Young Frankenstein
Practical magic
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Haunted mansion
Little vampire
Little Nicky
Hotel Transylvania
Hocus Pocus

Shows and Halloween specials:

Ruby Gloom
Phineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 
Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25
Lilo and Stitch
American Dragon: Jake Long
Kim Possible
Danny Phantom
That’s so Raven
Lizzie McGuire
The Proud Family
Hey Arnold!
Ned’s declassified
Zoey 101


Iced pumpkin cookies
Mini pumpkin swirl cheesecakes
Perfect pumpkin pie
No bake spiderweb cheesecake
Orange and black cupcakes
Spiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and brownies
Butterbeer cupcakes
Cauldron cakes
Chocolate fudge cake with ghost maringues
Frankenstein marshmallow pops
No bake pumpkin spice cookie balls
Caramel apple cinnamon rolls
The ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundup
Pumpkin mousse
Orange pumpkin pancakes
Halloween candy buffet
DIY Halloween candy
Candy apples
Homemade cotton candy
25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks
15 easy Halloween dessert recipes
Candy corn fruit cups
Monster doll cookies
Spooky sweets for Halloween
Halloween cuisine
Jello worms
Pumpkin chocolate chip bars
Chocolate spiders
Brain cupcakes
Spiderweb cupcakes
Pumpkin and ginger cheesecake
Honey pumpkin pie
Butternut pumpkin pies
Bloody floats
Scaredy crackers
Halloween candy made easy
Popcorn balls
64 non candy snack ideas
Ooey gooey monster eye cookies
Spooky Halloween spirits
Ghoulishly Glowing cupcakes
Frightful fruit kebabs
Poison toffee apples


Devil’s swing
Come little children
Up after midnight
Did you hear that?
Billy where are you, Billy? Is that you?
The chills
Creepy songs
Spooky tunes
Double, double, toil & trubble
Dance around the fire
Indie horror
Carnival cabaret
It’s too quiet
Halloween fanmix vol. 1
Halloween fanmix vol. 2
Light the torches
Conversations with ghosts
Bad moon rising

Decorations & costumes:

DIY pumpkin candles
Indoors Halloween decoration
30 DIY decorations for Halloween
Canning jar lid pumpkin
Decorating with autumn leaves
Cheap Halloween decorations
Best Halloween decorations
Halloween crafts for kids
Quick and inexpensive Halloween decorations
Last minute skeleton costumes
Last minute Wednesday Addams costume
Silent film stars costumes
Umbrella bat costume
Quick costumes for kids
60 fall decorating ideas
Fancy napkin decor
11 enchanting Halloween decorating ideas
No carve pumpkin decorating
Haunting homemade Halloween decorations
DIY Halloween decorations
Homemade Halloween decorations
How to make styrofoam tombstones
40 easy to make Halloween decors
Origami bats
Spooky jars
80s makeup tutorial
Easy DIY Halloween costume ideas
Sparkly mermaid makeup tutorial
Lioness makeup tutorial
Corpse paint tutorial
Cartoon lips
1920s flapper look
Easy Halloween crafts
Spider Queen makeup tutorial
Sally (Nightmare before Christmas) makeup tutorial
Skull makeup tutorial

1 week agovia and source 134717


yay I’m doing a giveaway! I’ve been wanting to do one for awhile now and I’m finally getting around to it. THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH TUMBLR.

total cost of giveaway: $370.90


  • must be following vodkaclifford 
  • reblog this, likes don’t count
  • you can like for bookmarking purposes only
  • all of the clothing items will be ordered/made once i pick a winner and know what sizes they would like.


  • White IDIOT! shirt inspired by Michael Clifford’s (made by me)
  • 5 Seconds of Summer logo crewneck (made by me)
  • 5 Seconds of Summer band picture crewneck (made by me)
  • 5SOS member jersey (can be any boy/person of your choosing) (made by me)
  • Amnesia EP (ordered) 
  • SLSP EP (ordered) 
  • Don’t Stop EP (ordered) 
  • 5SOS album Target edition (ordered)
  • 5SOS white scribble photo shirt (from official 5SOS store) 
  • 5SOS black album cover shirt (from official 5SOS store) 
  • 5SOS black C.A.L.M. hand shirt (from official 5SOS store) 
  • 5SOS white derping stamp shirt (from official 5SOS store)
  • Your choice of phone case (either “but ur not ______ floral case or last name & number case) 
  • 5SOS silhouette tote bag (from official 5SOS store) (ordered)
  • 5SOS pom beanie (from official 5SOS store) (ordered) 
  • 3 white silicone 5SOS bracelets with black writing (ordered) 
  • 1 black silicone One Direction bracelet with white writing (from official 1D store) (ordered) 
  • One Direction iPhone/Samsung Galaxy case (available for all models)
  • White “Cool Kids Don’t Dance” shirt
  • Your choice of 2 colored One Direction name bracelets
  • Grey All Time Low crewneck
  • Black Arctic Monkeys shirt
  • The 1975 white & black baseball tee
  • Dark grey Green Day’s American Idiot shirt

Increase Your Chances:

  • reblog this more than once (1 reblog = 1 entry) 
  • follow my instagram (5 entries) (message me your user if you do)
  • follow my twitter (5 entries) (message me your user if you do)
  • make a post and tag it with #vodkacliffordgiveaway telling me why you want to win this (this doesn’t give extra entries but it gives you a better chance bc i see who wants it and why :-)
  • write me an imagine, blurb, make me an au meme/manip, etc. with me & michael (10-15 entries depending on length, etc.) (this is the key 2 my heart tbh)
  • dm my twitter to any of the boys/the band account (my twitter is above but if you want me to message you it let me know) (MUST BE ABLE TO PROVIDE A SCREENSHOT FOR PROOF SO I KNOW ITS VALID) (20 entries)


  • Choosing the winner December 1st
  • Messaging the winner letting them know they’ve won on December 2nd
  • Good luck!

1 week agovia and source 26763




Way too powerful an image here…

This speaks volume about the standards expected in society on how one should look. And how young we begin to be bombarded with these standards…

Picture by Meg Gaiger

I can’t remember the amount of times of cried while grabbing at my fat and wishing I could cut it off. It started when I was eight. This picture and the meaning behind it is so, so important.

This is so important. I remember literally saying “I want to cut my tummy off” when I was a little kid.

1 week agovia and source 47451


M O V I E  M A S T E R P O S T

In celebration of having so many lovely followers, I decided to take the time to make a movie masterpost. It's a collection of movies that are my favorite, I really like, or I know my followers would want to watch. Everyone likes movies, so whether you're bored or you're just procrastinating pick a random movie, watch and enjoy. This has got my favorites from animation to oldies to 2013 and everything in between. Love & appreciate you guys, please enjoy. Let's chat sometime ^_^

# a b c d e f g

13 going on 30 (2004) • 21 jump street (2012) • (2010) • a beautiful mind (2001) • a cinderella story (2004) • adulthood (2008) • baby mama (2008) • bad teacher (2011) • black swan (2010) • brave (2012) • bridesmaids (2011) • bridge to terabithia (2007) • bring it on (2000) • changeling (2008) • chloe (2009) • clueless (1995) •colombiana (2011) • coraline (2009) • crazy stupid love (2011) • cruel intentions (1999) • death at a funeral (2010) • detention (2011) • dog pound (2010) • dreamgirls (2006) • easy a (2010) • fast five (2011) • finding nemo (2003) • forrest gump (1994) • freedom writers (2007) • freeway (1996) • fried green tomatoes (1991) • gangster squad (2013) • get him to the greek (2010) • grease (1978) • grown ups (2010) •

h i j k l m n

hairspray (2007) • hancock (2008) • hanna (2011) • hitch (2005) • holes (2003) • home alone (1990) • house at the end of the street (2012) • i am number four (2011) • identity thief (2013) • insidious (2010) • jennifer’s body (2009) • john tucker must die (2006) •jurassic park (1993) • jurassic park 3 (2001) • jurassic park: the lost world (1997) • kick-ass (2010) • kidulthood (2006) • legally blonde (2001) • lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events (2004) • les miserables (2012) • let me in (2010) • little manhattan (2005) • man on fire (2004) • marvel’s the avengers (2012) • matilda (1996) • mean girls (2004) • mr. and mrs. Smith (2005) • nine dead (2009) • now and then (1995) •

o p q r s

orphan (2009) • pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end (2007) • pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest (2006) • pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003) • pitch perfect (2012) • prom night (2008) • push (2009) • red dawn (2012) • salt (2010) • scary movie (2000) • scary movie 2 (2001) • scary movie 3 (2003) • scary movie 4 (2006) • school of rock (2005) • scott pilgrim vs the world (2010) • scream (1996) • scream 2 (1997) • scream 3 (2000) • scream 4 (2011) •shank (2010) • she’s the man (2006) • shrek (2001) • shrek 2 (2004) • sket (2011) •skyfall (2013) • slumdog millionaire (2008) • soul surfer (2011) • sparkle (2012) • spiderman (2002) • spiderman 2 (2004) • spiderman 3 (2007) • step brothers (2008) • step up (2006) • step up 2: the streets (2008) • stuck by lightning (2012) • sucker punch (2011) • superbad (2007) • sydney white (2007) • 

t u v w x y z

takers (2010) • the amazing spiderman (2012) • the bling ring (2013) • the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe (2005) • the devil wears prada (2006) • the family (2013) • the fast & the furious (2001) • the forger (2012) • the good son (1993) • the help (2011) • the hole (2001) • the incredibles (2004) • the kids are all right (2010) • the lion king (1994) • the little rascals (1994) • the lovely bones (2009) • the mortal instruments: city of bones (2013) • the outsiders (1983) • the perks of being a wallflower (2012) • the pokerhouse (2008) • the prince of egypt (1998) • the purge (2013) • the runaways (2010) • the secret life of bees (2008) • this is the end (2013) • thor (2011) • titanic (1997) • toy story (1995) • toy story 2 (1999) • toy story 3 (2010) • triple dog (2010) • uptown girls (2003) • wanted (2008) • wilderness (2006) • winged creatures (2008) • zombieland (2009)

**All movies are putlocker/sockshare links. If there are any broken links, just inbox me. Any other movie you want to see and you think I might have inbox me too. Oh & P.S. I couldn’t find any HP movies, so that sucks. Next 1000+ will be a book masterpost.

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Boredom Cures


TV Shows

American Horror Story


Boardwalk Empire


Criminal minds

Doctor who

How I met your mother

Modern family

New girl

Orange is the new black

Parks and Recreation

Pretty Little Liars

Sons of Anarchy


The Big Bang…

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I’ve gotten a couple messages asking me to make another movie masterpost. After a bit of thinking, I decided to make a specific post dedicated to some classic ‘chick flicks’ of our time. If you haven’t seen all these movies, what are you waiting for? These are the classics, people- ICONIC; and they are all a must see. Any problems with links, let me know. Enjoy.

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You are what you watch. So, why not watch the best?


Akeelah and the Bee

American Pie

The Amityville Horror


Another Cinderella Story


The Avengers



The Breakfast Club

The Breakup Plan


Bride Wars

Bridge to Terabithia

Bring It On



Charlie St. Cloud

Cheaper by the Dozen 

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

A Cinderella Story

The Clique


Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

The Conjuring

Crazy Stupid Love


The Devil Wears Prada

Dirty Dancing



Easy A


The Emperor’s New Groove


The Fault In Our Stars // second link

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Finding Nemo

Footloose (2011)

Freaky Friday



The Game Plan


Grown Ups


Hairspray (2007)

The Hangover

Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 1 // 2

High School Musical

High School Musical 2

High School Musical 3

Home Alone

House at the End of the Street


I Am Number Four

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Insidious // Chapter 2


John Tucker Must Die


Just Go With It

Just My Luck


The Last Song

Legally Blonde

Letters to Juliet

Life Size

Little Fockers

The Lizzie McGuire Movie



Mean Girls

Monster’s Inc

Monte Carlo

My Sister’s Keeper


Napoleon Dynamite

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Night at the Museum 1 // 2

A Nightmare on Elm Street (new)


The Outsiders


The Pacifier

The Parent Trap

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Pitch Perfect

Post Grad

Pretty In Pink

The Princess Diaries

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Project X


Prom Night


Raise Your Voice

Remember the Titans

The Roommate


Say Anything

School of Rock

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Scream 1 // 2 // 3 // 4

The Secret Life of Bees

She’s The Man

The Simpson’s Movie

Sixteen Candles


The Spectacular Now

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Step Brothers

Step Up

Step Up 2: The Streets

Stuck In Love


The Switch

Sydney White




Warm Bodies

Wedding Crashers

We’re The Millers

What a Girl Wants

What to Expect When You’re Expecting

When In Rome

Whip It

White Chicks


You Again

Yours, Mine, and Ours




50 First Dates

21 Jump Street

17 Again

27 Dresses

13 Going on 30

500 Days of Summer

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