holopearl:

kinkfairy:

aderukitten:

So i live in Arizona and it started raining. Today after what like a year and there was like 3 car crashes and people dancing in the street im being 100 percent serious people were losing their shit over rain.

​one of my neighbors was just… walking around in a circle, in a puddle, kicking the water. during the most intense part of the rainstorm. i think it broke him

69shadesofgray:

"how did you lose your virginity?"

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zayns1d:

THE SECURITY GUARD 

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  • [at lukes wedding]
  • priest : do you,luke robert hemmings take y/n as your lawfully wedded wife?
  • luke : i [sniffles] d-
  • michael : dont be such a pussy luke
  • calum : hey thats my line! im the best man im the one who should say that you fucking twat
  • luke : guys can you just shut the fuck up
  • ashton : dont swear
  • luke,michael,calum : shut up ash
  • y/n : why. is this happening.